![]() ![]() Even Yoda, the character my friends and I joked was a geriatric, feces-colored ragdoll, had me imitating sword swiping in the air trying to will him to defeat the chancellor. How is a film with non-stop action, the most profound dialogue from George Lucas, and the saddest end to a lightsaber fight in Star Wars history not the best one? Revenge of the Sith has it all. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - Trailer So to come to grips with this thing, I watched the series in the new modified machete order. It’s an overly complex, out-of-order way to watch the franchise, likely created by someone with too much free time … and who may or may not understand that all of this is fake. That’s right, 40 years: the first film in the Star Wars franchise was was released on May 25, 1977, exactly 40 years ago today. ![]() I succumbed to peer pressure, partially to shut my coworkers up, but also to finally find out what all the fuss has been about for the last 40 years. Like a Sith master and his apprentice (I think?), they sought to bring me to the dark side.įor the last week, I was force fed all the Star Wars movies I could handle, and in the fanciest, most modern way possible. All I knew about Stars Wars at that point were glow in the dark swords and daddy issues. I breathed air for 29 years without watching a single second of George Lucas’ space fever dream. Everyone gasped in disbelief, then proceeded to viciously laugh and pepper me with questions. That’s what I told my coworkers at Digital Trends a few weeks back. I’m 29 years old and I have never seen a single Star Wars film. ![]()
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